1000 Questions -- The Longest Survey on Bzoink (Good luck!) | |
=>This or That<= | |
Pie or cake?:: | cake |
Pie or 3.14159...?:: | huh? |
Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolate |
Black or white?:: | black |
Ceiling or floor?:: | floor |
Couch or bed?:: | bed |
Cough or sneeze?:: | sneeze |
On or off?:: | on |
Closed or open?:: | closed |
Brush or comb?:: | brush |
Long or short?:: | depends |
Big or small?:: | small |
Wet or dry?:: | dry |
Under or over?:: | under |
Top or bottom?:: | bottom |
Fly or fall?:: | fly |
Smile or frown?:: | smile |
Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | joy |
Hot or cold?:: | hot |
Warm or cool?:: | cool |
Rough or smooth?:: | smooth |
Cat or dog?:: | both |
Snake or bird?:: | snake |
Shark or T-Rex?:: | none please |
Past or present?:: | past |
Science fiction or fantasy?:: | fantasy |
Dull or sharp?:: | sharp |
Live forever or die young?:: | die young |
Books or television?:: | television |
Jump or skip?:: | skip |
Fast or slow?:: | fast |
Run or walk?:: | walk |
Guy or girl?:: | guySSSSS |
Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | disney |
Belle or Jasmine?:: | belle |
Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | gaston |
Food or friends?:: | friends |
Colors or black and white?:: | black and white |
Cute or pretty?:: | cute |
Good or evil?:: | evil's good |
Fruits or vegetables?:: | fruits |
Milk or juice?:: | juice |
Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | hot chocolate |
Beer or wine?:: | wine |
Movies or cartoons?:: | movies |
Pillow or blanket?:: | pillow |
Moon or stars?:: | both |
Sky or sea?:: | sky |
Explode or implode?:: | explode |
=>Odd Questions<= | |
What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | shades of pink and red |
Your foot?:: | pale brownish? |
Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | yeah. |
Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | HELL NO |
Do you chew on your homework?:: | no |
Pencils?:: | no |
Do you read the dictionary?:: | no |
Encyclopedia?:: | no |
Atlas?:: | no |
Road map?:: | no |
Do you memorize random facts?:: | yeah |
Do you stalk anyone?:: | no |
Does anyone stalk you?:: | i don't know. |
Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | i don't cut grass. |
Do you dust your lawn?:: | no |
Do you collect dust?:: | no |
Lint?:: | no |
Baby teeth?:: | no |
Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | no |
Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | no |
Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | no |
Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | no |
Mexicans?:: | no |
Americans?:: | no |
The French?:: | no |
The English?:: | no |
Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | a what? |
Have you ever shot someone?:: | no |
Something?:: | no |
How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | are you serious? around 28 |
Jeans?:: | 8 i think. |
What ring size are you?:: | i don't know. |
Belt size?:: | i don't know. |
Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | no |
Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | no |
Do you eat a lot?:: | yeah |
Do you get excited over cameras?:: | yeah |
Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | no |
Poison?:: | no |
Knives?:: | no |
Cheese?:: | yeah |
Penguins?:: | no |
Bald people?:: | no |
Scrawny African children?:: | yeah |
Midgets?:: | no |
Pirates?:: | yeah |
Corny jokes?:: | no |
Are you a virgin?:: | no |
Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | no |
Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | yeah |
Do you bite yourself?:: | yeah |
Cut yourself?:: | no |
Do you get cold sores often?:: | no |
Do you have a cold right now?:: | no |
Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | no |
Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | no |
Do you have a twitching problem?:: | no |
Are you homicidal?:: | i don't think so |
What do you do on the computer?:: | chat, update, blog, whatever |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | yeah. HAHA |
Are you happy with your life?:: | sometimes. |
Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | i don't know. |
Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | yeah |
Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | no |
How big is the universe?:: | big |
What's the logic behind your answer?:: | its big? |
How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | 6 to 7 |
What do you dream about?:: | i don't know. i don't usually remember what i dream of. |
Anything your parents should know about?:: | i don't think so. |
Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | no |
Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | no |
Do you have AIM?:: | no |
MSN?:: | yeah |
YIM?:: | no |
A Neopets account?:: | yeah |
A Vampirefreaks account?:: | no |
A Quizilla account?:: | no |
A Bzoink account?:: | no |
Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | sometimes |
Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | sometimes |
Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | no |
Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | no |
Doesn't breathe?:: | no |
Are you scared of anything at all?:: | yeah |
What?:: | phone calls |
Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | i don't know. |
Do you have a life?:: | yeah |
Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | no |
A webcam?:: | yeah |
A scanner?:: | no |
A printer?:: | yeah |
A cordless mouse?:: | no |
Does your mouse light up?:: | yeah |
Are you scared of mice?:: | small nice ones, no. huge sewer rats, yes. |
What kind of computer do you have?:: | a dell. |
Were you ever physically abused?:: | yeah |
Verbally?:: | yeah |
Sexually?:: | no |
Do you wish you were a fish?:: | no |
A cat?:: | no |
A dog?:: | no |
Do you have a cell phone?:: | yeah |
What kind is it?:: | nokia |
Do you weasel out of things?:: | yeah |
Do your teachers like you?:: | no |
Do your parents like you?:: | i don't know. |
Do your siblings like you?:: | i don't know. |
Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | no |
Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | no |
Do you enjoy school?:: | no |
Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | over |
Do you sleep in a bed?:: | yeah |
Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | huh? |
Are you a packrat?:: | yeah. |
Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | no. |
Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | no |
Do you shy away from social situations?:: | yeah |
Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | no |
Are you at least attracted to them?:: | yeah |
Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | no |
Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | no |
Do you label other people?:: | yeah |
Are you proud?:: | of some things |
Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | not really. |
=>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yeah |
Do you wet the bed?:: | yeah |
What age did you stop?:: | i don't remember |
Do you lie a lot?:: | yeah |
Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | no |
Brush your hair?:: | yeah |
Do you use deoderant?:: | no |
Do you masturbate?:: | no |
How often?:: | i don't masturbate! |
Are you an alcoholic?:: | no |
A druggie?:: | jessica is. HAHA |
Do you drink illegally?:: | no |
Do you wear underwear?:: | yeah |
Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | yeah |
Are you a coward?:: | yeah |
A loser?:: | yeah |
An idiot?:: | yeah |
Do you chatspeak?:: | huh? |
Are you a bad friend?:: | i don't think so. |
Are you untrustworthy?:: | huh? |
Unreliable?:: | no. |
Do you pick your nose?:: | no. |
Are you imperfect?:: | yeah |
Ugly?:: | yeah |
Do you have bad hair?:: | yeah |
A big nose?:: | yeah |
Are you shallow?:: | huh? |
Greedy?:: | not really |
Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | as in? |
Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | i think so. |
Do you burp often?:: | no |
Are you impolite?:: | no |
Disrespectful?:: | yeah |
Sadistic?:: | yeah |
Are you a pansy?:: | no. |
Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | no |
Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | no way |
Do you have buck teeth?:: | no |
Acne?:: | no |
Mental illnesses?:: | yeah HAHA |
Are you fake?:: | no |
Does your breath smell?:: | i don't think so. |
Do you have a strong body odor?:: | no |
Do you have bad teeth?:: | yeah |
Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | nah. |
Are you overweight?:: | no |
Anorexic?:: | no |
Bulimic?:: | no |
Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | no |
A tattoo?:: | no |
Are you a wannabe?:: | no |
Do you get bad grades?:: | yeah |
What's your IQ level?:: | i don't know. |
Are you a bad guesser?:: | yeah |
Are you slow?:: | yeah |
Are you bad at reading people?:: | i don't know. |
Are you too nice for your own good?:: | yeah |
Do you have a lot of friends?:: | i think so. |
Do you give in easily?:: | yeah |
Are you stubborn?:: | yeah |
Are you annoying?:: | i don't know. yeah? |
Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | like what? |
Are you a necrophilliac?:: | no |
Are you incestual?:: | no |
Is your room messy?:: | yeah |
Do you make fun of other people?:: | sometimes |
Do you respect your body?:: | no |
Are you arrogant?:: | no |
Do you have low self-esteem?:: | i think so |
Are you unique?:: | yes. im special. |
Are your hands clammy?:: | no |
Are you short?:: | im average |
Are you freakishly tall?:: | no |
Do you like Simple Plan?:: | love. |
=>Beliefs<= | |
Do you believe in God?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in magic?:: | no |
True love?:: | i think |
Heaven?:: | yeah |
Hell?:: | yeah |
Satan?:: | yeah |
The Lord and Lady?:: | who? |
The Goddess?:: | no |
The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | no |
The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | no |
Are you an atheist?:: | im not too sure. okay, no. |
Agnostic?:: | i don't know |
Do you believe in fairies?:: | no |
Dragons?:: | yeah |
Unicorns?:: | no |
Gollums?:: | no |
Santa?:: | yeah |
The Easter Bunny?:: | no |
The Tooth Fairy?:: | no |
Pixies?:: | no |
Phoenixes?:: | yeah |
Elves?:: | no |
Dwarves?:: | no |
Mermaids?:: | yeah |
Karma?:: | no |
Immortality?:: | no |
Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | no |
Mayan Gods?:: | no |
Incan Gods?:: | no |
Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | i don't think so. |
Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | no |
Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in evolution?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in life after death?:: | no |
What happens to us after we die?:: | i don't know. |
Do you believe in superheroes?:: | sometimes. acutally, kind of. |
Super villains?:: | yeah. |
Do you believe in Fate?:: | no |
That everything has a purpose?:: | no |
Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | no |
Sex?:: | no |
Love?:: | no |
Success?:: | no |
Making yourself happy?:: | yeah |
Making others happy?:: | yeah |
Religion?:: | yeah |
Politics?:: | no |
Do you believe in miracles?:: | yeah |
Angels?:: | yeah |
Demons?:: | yeah |
Ghosts?:: | yeah |
Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | yeah |
Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | i think so |
Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | huh? |
Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | yes. |
Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | hmm. i don't know. |
Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | yeah. |
=>The Basics<= | |
Name:: | krystal |
Age:: | 13 |
Gender:: | female |
Happy with it?:: | sometimes |
Eye color:: | brown |
Happy with it?:: | sure |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | im okay with it. |
Hair color:: | brown/black |
Happy with it?:: | sure. |
If not, what would you change it to?:: | red. |
Hair length:: | not too long. |
Hair style:: | how do i explain? |
Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | no |
What color?:: | no |
Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | no |
Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | yeah |
Are you clean-shaven?:: | i don't shave |
What's your body type?:: | what? |
Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | somewhere in between |
Thin or full lips?:: | thin |
Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | thin hair |
Have you ever had lice?:: | no |
How old were you?:: | i have never had lice. |
Nicknames:: | krys, yan, whatever |
Happy with them?:: | im fine with anything |
Aliases:: | huh? |
What made you choose them?:: | huh? |
If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | kyle, kane, i don't know. |
Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | krystal |
If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | nope. |
What heritage does your first name imply?:: | huh? |
Middle name?:: | huh? |
Last name?:: | huh? |
Place of birth:: | singapore |
Date of birth:: | 26th january |
Nationality:: | singaporean |
Were you named after anyone?:: | nope |
Who?:: | i'm not named by anyone |
What side of the family does your name come from?:: | none? |
Did your parents immigrate?:: | no |
How about your grandparents?:: | yeah |
Your great grandparents?:: | i think |
Farther back into your family?:: | yeah |
Where did they emmigrate from?:: | indonesia |
Where did they immigrate to?:: | singapore? |
Skin color:: | pale brpwn. |
What's your facial structure like?:: | round? |
Height:: | 156 |
Happy with it?:: | yeah |
Weight:: | 40 |
Happy with it?:: | no |
How old are your parents?:: | 47? |
What's your father's name?:: | alan |
Your mother's?:: | catherine/katherine |
Do you have any siblings?:: | yeah |
How old are they?:: | 17 |
What are their names?:: | donovan |
Do you get along with your family?:: | yeah |
Do you wish they were different?:: | yeah |
Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | no |
Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | no |
Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | no |
If so, why?:: | no |
Who do you get along with most?:: | my friends. |
=>Favorites<= | |
Color:: | red/black/orange |
Month:: | december |
Year:: | last year. |
Decade:: | umm |
Century:: | umm |
Millenium:: | umm |
Animal:: | i love all animals |
Movie:: | the lil vampire/ bad news bears |
Book:: | i don't know |
River:: | i don't have a favourite |
Lake:: | i don't have a favourite |
Ocean:: | i don't have one |
Country:: | i don't know. |
City:: | i don't know |
State:: | i don't know |
Province:: | i don't know |
Place to go in your neighborhood:: | playground |
Person:: | my mum. |
Relative:: | my godmother |
Pet:: | seaweed |
Actor:: | i don't know |
Actress:: | keira knightley |
Celebrity:: | i don't know |
Musician:: | i don't have one. |
Singer:: | as in vocals? a lot. |
Band:: | right now, the working title |
Movie genre:: | chick flicks |
Book genre:: | jessica's kind |
Play genre:: | as in? |
Play:: | huh? |
Musical:: | hmm. sound of music |
Poem:: | i don't have a favourite. |
Writer:: | i don't have a favourite |
Song:: | right now, the mary getaway. |
Sport:: | softball/netball |
Drink:: | don't have one |
Food:: | don't have one |
Brand of cereal:: | post |
Candy bar:: | as in chocolate bar? cadbury |
Disney princess:: | cinderella/ariel |
Disney prince:: | ariel's prince. eric i think |
Disney villain:: | hmm. captain hook |
Disney character:: | disney princesses |
CD:: | louder now. |
Director:: | i don't have one. |
Videogame:: | i don't play video games |
Computer game:: | nor computer games |
Game:: | nor games |
Board game:: | nor board games |
Word game:: | nor word games |
Clothing style:: | weird stuffs. |
Truth or dare question:: | i don't know |
Fairy tale:: | hmm. i don't know |
Lullaby:: | none. they make me sleep |
Holiday:: | christmas |
Mythological creature:: | elfs |
Miscellaneous item:: | hair ties. |
Storybook character:: | shelby |
Movie character:: | sarah. cheaper by the dozen |
Play character:: | i still don't know waht a play is. |
Musical character:: | the eldest guy in sound of music |
College:: | none |
Football team:: | none |
Soccer team:: | none |
Tennis player:: | none |
Hockey team:: | none |
Basketball team:: | none |
Baseball team:: | softball? tkgs. HA |
Swimmer:: | none |
Track star:: | none |
Vegetable:: | brocolli |
Fruit:: | mangoes |
Toothpaste brand:: | anything that's vegan |
Type of computer:: | apple? |
Medication:: | tcp. |
Poison:: | as in what type? |
Type of sword:: | i don't know |
Type of gun:: | i don't know |
Planet:: | saturn |
Space feature:: | stars |
Breed of cat:: | mixed breeds |
Dog:: | mixed breeds |
Spider:: | any type of spider's fine |
Fish:: | i don't know. |
Penguin:: | the biggest ever. |
Species of crustacean:: | i don't know. |
Arachnid:: | i don't know. |
Insect:: | ladybugs. they're so pretty |
Pair of socks:: | my ones. |
Scooby-Doo character:: | shaggy |
Spongebob Squarepants character:: | squidward |
Quote:: | i don't know. |
Adage:: | huh? |
President:: | i don't like presidents |
Astrological sign:: | hmm. |
Chinese zodiac sign:: | none. |
Number:: | 27 |
Short story:: | none. |
Word:: | aw. |
Definition:: | i don't know. |
Time period:: | midnights |
Dictionary brand:: | longman |
Series of books:: | hmm. the goddess society. |
Publishing company:: | none |
Illustrator:: | the disney illustrators |
Artist:: | vladimir kush or something like that |
Childhood story:: | none |
Childhood memory:: | loads of them. |
Facial expression:: | i'll show it to you |
Serial killer:: | victor |
Medieval torture device:: | i don't know |
Instrument:: | as in? music, medical what? |
Brand of chocolate:: | cadbury |
Candy:: | all kinds |
Brand of candy:: | wonka |
Time of day:: | nights |
Codename Amour and Adori use:: | huh? |
Letter:: | huh? |
Inside joke:: | huh? |
Joke:: | i don't like jokes. |
Scent:: | mint |
Onomotapoeia:: | ? |
Alliteration:: | ? |
=>The Ideal Mate<= | |
Hair color:: | |
Hair length:: | |
Hair style:: | |
Eye color:: | |
Skin color:: | |
Any makeup?:: | |
Clothing style:: | |
Shy or outgoing?:: | |
Happy or depressed?:: | |
Funny or serious?:: | |
Abusive or kind?:: | |
Respectful or perverted?:: | |
Completely describe their personality:: | |
This is another space if you need it:: | |
Ideal height:: | |
Ideal weight:: | |
Body type:: | |
Completely describe their appearances:: | |
This is another space if you need it:: | |
Cup size or condom size:: | |
Masochistic or sadistic?:: | |
Conformist or nonconformist?:: | |
Artistic or athletic?:: | |
Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | |
Complex or simple?:: | |
What would their hobbies be?:: | |
Interests?:: | |
Obsessions:: | |
Would they hug you often?:: | |
Kiss you often?:: | |
Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | |
Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | |
Or as close as someone can get?:: | |
Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | |
Are you in love?:: | |
What will you do together?:: | |
Your ideal date:: | |
Your ideal wedding:: | |
How many kids?:: | |
What will their names be?:: | |
What do you think they would look like?:: | |
Will you even have kids?:: | |
If not, why?:: | |
Will you even get married?:: | |
If no, why?:: | |
Are you taken or single?:: | |
=>Dislikes<= | |
Least favorite color:: | |
Animal:: | |
Number:: | |
President:: | |
Actor:: | |
Actress:: | |
Director:: | |
Celebrity:: | |
Artist:: | |
Illustrator:: | |
Poet:: | |
Writer:: | |
Band:: | |
Musician:: | |
Singer:: | |
Food:: | |
Fruit:: | |
Vegetable:: | |
Candy:: | |
Candy bar:: | |
Brand of chocolate:: | |
Skittles flavor:: | |
Month:: | |
Year:: | |
Decade:: | |
Century:: | |
Millenium:: | |
Era:: | |
Time period:: | |
Battle of the Civil War:: | |
War:: | |
Battle of WWII:: | |
Battle of American Revolution:: | |
Genius:: | |
Genus of plant:: | |
Flower:: | |
Tree:: | |
Hair color:: | |
Eye color:: | |
Fairy tale:: | |
Disney princess:: | |
Disney villain:: | |
Disney prince:: | |
Movie character:: | |
Play character:: | |
Book character:: | |
Musical character:: | |
Play:: | |
Musical:: | |
Person:: | |
Brand of cereal:: | |
Brand of battery:: | |
Mental illness:: | |
Medication:: | |
Serial killer:: | |
Poison:: | |
Type of sword:: | |
Type of gun:: | |
Toothpaste brand:: | |
Scent:: | |
Taste:: | |
Sound:: | |
Sexual position:: | |
Article of clothing:: | |
=>What do you think Of...<= | |
Ugly people?:: | |
Pretty people?:: | |
Bald people?:: | |
Scrawny African children?:: | |
Religion?:: | |
Politics?:: | |
Abortion?:: | |
Church?:: | |
Separation of church and state?:: | |
Blondes?:: | |
Brunettes?:: | |
Redheads?:: | |
Mainstream rock?:: | |
Abercrombie?:: | |
Pop music?:: | |
Classic rock?:: | |
Roleplaying?:: | |
Emo music?:: | |
Ignorance?:: | |
Stupidity?:: | |
Mental retardation?:: | |
My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | |
Friends?:: | |
Disrespect?:: | |
Immaturity?:: | |
Republicans?:: | |
Democrats?:: | |
George W. Bush?:: | |
Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | |
My mom?:: | |
Me?:: | |
This survey?:: | |
Dry walls?:: | |
Painted walls?:: | |
Drugs?:: | |
Alcohol?:: | |
Prostitution?:: | |
Premarital sex?:: | |
Teenage sex?:: | |
People?:: | |
Your classmates?:: | |
Your co-workers?:: | |
Your school?:: | |
Your family?:: | |
My family?:: | |
Your mental health?:: | |
My mental health?:: | |
Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | |
Your life?:: | |
My life?:: | |
The color green?:: | |
Pickles?:: | |
Food?:: | |
Electricity?:: | |
Niagra falls?:: | |
Cataracts?:: | |
Bridges?:: | |
Braces?:: | |
Dictionairies?:: | |
Television?:: | |
Fairy tales?:: | |
Hollywood?:: | |
MTV?:: | |
=>Currently...<= | |
What are you feeling?:: | |
Smelling?:: | |
Seeing?:: | |
Hearing?:: | |
Doing?:: | |
Who are you talking to online?:: | |
On the phone?:: | |
What room of the house are you in?:: | |
Are you cold?:: | |
Bored?:: | |
Warm?:: | |
Hot?:: | |
Do you look nice?:: | |
What are you wearing?:: | |
Are you eating anything?:: | |
Drinking anything?:: | |
What's your heart rate?:: | |
BMI?:: | |
What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | |
What are you wishing for?:: | |
What are you worried about?:: | |
Sad about?:: | |
Happy about?:: | |
Angry about?:: | |
Serious about?:: | |
Laughing about?:: | |
Talking about?:: | |
Typing about?:: | |
=>Friends<= | |
Who are your friends?:: | |
Your best friends?:: | |
Who do you hang out with most?:: | |
Who do you treat the best?:: | |
Who treats you the best?:: | |
Do you even have friends?:: | |
If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | |
Who's the funny one?:: | |
The smart one?:: | |
The depressed one?:: | |
The punk?:: | |
The goth?:: | |
The prep?:: | |
The jock?:: | |
The outcast?:: | |
The stupid one?:: | |
The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | |
The annoying one?:: | |
The hyper one?:: | |
The oblivious one?:: | |
The romantic?:: | |
The pervert?:: | |
The content one?:: | |
The liar?:: | |
The cheapskate?:: | |
The ominous one?:: | |
The disrespectful one?:: | |
The abusive one?:: | |
The hot one?:: | |
The ugly one?:: | |
The one that hates you?:: | |
The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | |
The back-up one?:: | |
The fighter?:: | |
The lover?:: | |
The hippie?:: | |
The druggie?:: | |
The alcoholic?:: | |
The one that's recovering?:: | |
The one that's in jail?:: | |
The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | |
The one that's going to be executed?:: | |
The most likely to be murdered?:: | |
The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | |
The most likely to stay there forever?:: | |
The normal one?:: | |
The conformist?:: | |
The nonconformist?:: | |
The masochistic one?:: | |
The sadistic one?:: | |
The weird one?:: | |
The musical one?:: | |
The artistic one?:: | |
The perfect one?:: | |
The literary genius?:: | |
The fugitive?:: | |
The juvenille delinquint?:: | |
The Jewish one?:: | |
The Christian one?:: | |
The Buddhist one?:: | |
The Muslim one?:: | |
The Hindu one?:: | |
The Catholic one?:: | |
The Wiccan one?:: | |
The atheist?:: | |
The agnostic?:: | |
The cutter?:: | |
The anorexic one?:: | |
The bulimic one?:: | |
The skinny one?:: | |
The thin one?:: | |
The fat one?:: | |
The obese one?:: | |
The Satanic one?:: | |
=>Have you Ever...<= | |
Gone on a cruise?:: | |
Beaten someone up?:: | |
Been beaten up?:: | |
Bullied someone?:: | |
Been bullied?:: | |
Attempted suicide?:: | |
Attempted murder?:: | |
Nearly died?:: | |
Broken the law?:: | |
Stolen something?:: | |
Had an abortion?:: | |
Known the president?:: | |
Had an affair with the president?:: | |
Met a famous person?:: | |
Masturbated?:: | |
Gotten drunk?:: | |
Gotten high?:: | |
Had masochistic sex?:: | |
Had an affair?:: | |
Been out of the country?:: | |
Out of state?:: | |
Out of your town?:: | |
Written a poem?:: | |
A story?:: | |
A novel?:: | |
A song?:: | |
Gotten published?:: | |
Written a love poem?:: | |
Story?:: | |
Novel?:: | |
Song?:: | |
Said that you hated the world?:: | |
Finished school?:: | |
Flunked a grade?:: | |
Flunked a test?:: | |
Flunked a subject?:: | |
Read a book for enjoyment?:: | |
Bungee jumped?:: | |
Skydived?:: | |
Danced?:: | |
Been to a dance?:: | |
Suba dived?:: | |
Broken a bone?:: | |
Gotten a nose bleed?:: | |
Had an orgasm?:: | |
Suffered from psychosis?:: | |
Wished you could get away with something?:: | |
Thought of killing someone?:: | |
Thought of killing yourself?:: | |
Saved someone's life?:: | |
Saved your own?:: | |
Gone to the beach?:: | |
Gone fishing?:: | |
Gone to an island?:: | |
Died in a dream?:: | |
Had a dream that came true?:: | |
Kissed someone in the rain?:: | |
Gotten pregnant?:: | |
Eaten calamari?:: | |
Lobster?:: | |
Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | |
Helped a stranger?:: | |
Kissed a stranger?:: | |
Hugged a stranger?:: | |
Had sex with a stranger?:: | |
=>Can You...<= | |
Kiss your elbow?:: | |
Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | |
Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | |
Touch your toes?:: | |
Give away money?:: | |
Marry a family member?:: | |
Hire an assassin?:: | |
Get ahold of drugs?:: | |
Alcohol?:: | |
Stay up all night?:: | |
Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | |
Finish this survey?:: | |
Swim?:: | |
Draw well?:: | |
Sing well?:: | |
Write well?:: | |
Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | |
Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | |
Without milk?:: | |
Predict the future?:: | |
=>Would you Ever...<= | |
Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | |
A lover?:: | |
Give your life for a friend?:: | |
A lover?:: | |
Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | |
Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | |
Sell yourself?:: | |
Have cyber sex?:: | |
Real sex?:: | |
With who?:: | |
Here's an extra space if you need one:: | |
Lie to a friend?:: | |
Lie to your parents?:: | |
Lie to a lover?:: | |
Steal from your parents?:: | |
Hug them in public?:: | |
Blow up your house?:: | |
Abuse someone?:: | |
Use someone?:: | |
Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | |
=>Would you ever Be...<= | |
A fireman?:: | |
Policeman?:: | |
Serial killer?:: | |
Doctor?:: | |
Surgeon?:: | |
Prostitute?:: | |
Playboy model?:: | |
Writer?:: | |
Artist?:: | |
Musician?:: | |
Assassin?:: | |
Ninja?:: | |
Soldier?:: | |
President?:: | |
Darth Vader?:: | |
Pilot?:: | |
Mortician?:: | |
Forensic scientist?:: | |
Detective?:: | |
Lawyer?:: | |
Drug-dealer?:: | |
Pirate?:: | |
Box-carrier?:: | |
Store clerk?:: | |
Banker?:: | |
Criminal?:: | |
Target?:: | |
Professional wrestler?:: | |
Tennis player?:: | |
Rapper?:: | |
Country singer?:: | |
Pop star?:: | |
Actor?:: | |
Plastic surgeon?:: | |
=>Why...<= | |
Is the sky blue?:: | |
Is the world round?:: | |
Is the world unfair?:: | |
Are most people selfish?:: | |
Impolite?:: | |
Disrespectful?:: | |
Conforming?:: | |
Are there religions?:: | |
Theories?:: | |
Opinions?:: | |
Are humans so intelligent?:: | |
Do we need air?:: | |
Do we age?:: | |
Do we die?:: | |
Can't pigs fly?:: | |
Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | |
Swiss?:: | |
American?:: | |
Are you taking this?:: | |
=>When was the last Time...<= | |
You brushed your teeth?:: | |
Took a shower?:: | |
Ate?:: | |
Drank?:: | |
Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | |
Took a pill?:: | |
Smoked?:: | |
You got your photograph taken?:: | |
You got caught doing something bad?:: | |
Had sex?:: | |
Dyed your hair?:: | |
Hurt someone physically?:: | |
Hurt someone emotionally?:: | |
Did your homework?:: | |
Hung out with your friends?:: | |
Got drunk?:: | |
Got high?:: | |
Said: | |
Said: | |
Took a survey?:: | |
Won a contest?:: | |
Went out on a date?:: | |
Had a strong sexual drive?:: | |
=>Word Association<= | |
Bed.: | |
Curtains.: | |
Lights.: | |
Music.: | |
Candles.: | |
Closet.: | |
Door.: | |
Window.: | |
Onomotapoeia.: | |
Dog.: | |
Cat.: | |
Egypt.: | |
Corey.: | |
Mirror.: | |
Case.: | |
Cage.: | |
Cave.: | |
Nutella.: | |
Bird.: | |
Bear.: | |
Death.: | |
Life.: | |
White.: | |
Black.: | |
Personality.: | |
Pickle.: | |
Dilemna.: | |
Love.: | |
Liberal.: | |
Conservative.: | |
Ball.: | |
Moderate.: | |
Inept.: | |
THE END. Congratulations. | |
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